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Ernie Vohland was the baker in Montello, Wisconsin, when – fresh out of seminary – I was appointed in 1978 to serve as pastor at Trinity United Methodist Church. He was one of the first people I met Sunday morning. When I stopped in at Leone’s Bakery for sweet rolls the next day, Ernie wouldn’t let the new preacher pay. The smells and tastes of Ernie’s pastries, made from recipes inherited from his German grandfather and perfected under the tutelage of his baker father, were an exquisite pleasure.

Ernie Vohland was born in 1915 in Milwaukee. He delivered milk with a horse and wagon for Borden’s. He then operated bakeries with his wife, Leone, in the Milwaukee suburbs for several years before in 1960 moving to Montello. They lived in one of the apartments over Leone’s Bakery, near the intersections of Wisconsin Highways 22 and 23 in the heart of Montello.

People in Montello still rave about Ernie’s baked goods 38 years after the bakery closed in 1985. Every communion Sunday a big round loaf of potato bread adorned the altar at Trinity United Methodist Church; it was the best communion bread I ever tasted. Jesus would have loved Ernie’s bread.

But it’s not that delicious bread or the special walnut Danishes that I remember most about Ernie Vohland. It’s the part he played in a tragic event that occurred at Christmas time, just after we built a new church.

We had an open house Dec. 16, 1984, at that new church. About halfway through the afternoon I received an emergency phone call. Ernie’s granddaughters – Jessica Vohland, 4, and her sister, Candi Rinehart, 7 – had fallen through the ice on a pond near Packwaukee, Wisconsin. By the time I arrived at the hospital in Portage, Wisconsin, I knew they had been under the water for 30 minutes. When rescuers brought them up the girls weren’t breathing and their hearts weren’t beating.

I found their parents, Bob and Lillian, in the emergency-room lobby. Grandpa Ernie was in the hospital chapel praying. I remembered seeing him the previous Sunday with his granddaughters in church.

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Lyrics:

My days begin with workin’, Alarm’s at 5 o’clock,
I Fill 5 gallon buckets, The feeders and the troughs,
This five to nine ain’t workin’, why the heck do I work so hard?,
I can’t worry ‘bout health problems, I can sleep in when I’m gone,

One, here comes the two to the three to the four,
Tell em’ ‘buy another cow, we need plenty more’,
Blue jeans are gettin’ dirty, what else could I ask for,
Oh my, more chores

Someone pour me up another shot of sweet tea,
They know me and working hard’s got a history,
There’s another flock of sheep that still needs feed,
Everybody on the farm gettin’ busy,

Everybody on the farm gettin’ busy,
Everybody on the farm gettin’ busy,

I’ve been working pretty stressed but,
I ain’t changing for some cash,
Lord knows that I’m very blessed (More chores),
But I gotta say it’s hard,
Workin’ outside gettin’ charred,
Living out here on the farm, (more chores)

One, here comes the two to the three to the four,
Tell em’ ‘buy another cow, we need plenty more’,
Blue jeans are gettin’ dirty, what else could I ask for,
Oh my, more chores

Someone pour me up another shot of sweet tea,
They know me and working hard’s got a history
There’s another 20 chickens that still need feed,
Everybody on the farm gettin’ busy,

Everybody on the farm getting’ busy,
Everybody on the farm gettin’ busy,

Fun, here on ranch that’s what you can’t ignore,
Might be pretty hard but I love it to its core,
Flannel’s gettin’ dirty, what else could I ask for,
Oh my, more chores (Tell ‘em sing with me)

Someone pour me up another shot of sweet tea,
They know me and working hard’s got a history,
There’s another flock of sheep that still needs feed,
Everybody on the farm gettin’ busy,
Someone pour me up another shot of sweet tea,
They know me and working hard’s got a history,
Watching cattle in the dark, don’t miss me,
Everybody on the farm gettin’ busy,
(Yeeeeeehaw)
Everybody on the farm gettin’ busy,
Everybody on the farm gettin’ busy,
It’s the best bro, go get yourself a farm