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Farmers are sharing their “corn”iest pick up lines on social media

By Diego Flammini
Assistant Editor, North American Content
Farms.com

Despite being about three months away from Valentine’s Day, farmers are taking to social media to share their best farming-related pick up lines.

On Thursday morning, the hashtag #FarmingPickupLines was trending across Twitter, and people couldn’t resist the urge to get it on the fun.

A user named Ben from Loughborough, England said “you and me would make a good combine-ation.”

Kesha Tedder from South Africa asked “hay girl, how you doin?”

In a tweet, Josh Keaton’s thought he was named after equipment when he said “My name must be John Deere ‘cause I’m totally a Tractored to you.”


A few tweets using the hashtag #FarmingPickupLines
Photos: Twitter

Heath Kimbrell from Sunray, Texas asked “What do you think about combining our net worths? We could borrow a lot of money together.”

To which his wife, Amber, replied “I can’t believe I fell for this!”

The Twitter account for Farmerama, a radio show in the United Kingdom, said “If you want to get with me, you’re on the right tractor.”

User Elwood P. Dowd tweeted, “Let’s bale out of here.”

What farming pick up line would you use to attract someone?


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The 12-day war between Iran-Israel came to an end sending crude oil futures plunging as the big fund speculators removed the war risk premium.

The weather risk premium in the Ag complex is sending corn, wheat and soybean futures lower on month-end selling ahead of the market moving USDA quarterly grain stocks and acreage reports on June 30th.

Instead, funds were chasing and sending tech stocks higher with the S&P 500/NASDAQ indexes setting new all-time record highs!

June 1 USDA Hogs and pigs report was slightly bearish while the U.S. $ Index traded to new contract lows as the de-dollarization that began in 2014 continues.

Feed in the form of soybean meal futures for livestock producers got cheaper, trading to new contract lows.

The Stats Canada seeded acreage update was bullish canola and wheat.